Noah (angelbob) wrote,
Noah
angelbob

While I'm looking at Dan Savage, this Q&A is from this week's Onion AV Club:

I am a freshman in college and a virgin. However, that is about to change. I have been going out with my girlfriend for several months now, and we think we're ready to have sex. I just have one question: What do I do with the condom afterwards? Do I throw it in the garbage in my room? Do I go to the bathroom and flush it down the toilet, even though this requires putting on a robe and walking down the hall with a dirty condom in my hand? Or do I throw it out the window and hope it doesn't hit someone?
Condom Rookie

The only time in your life when you're allowed to throw a used condom out the window, CR, is when you're in college. And don't worry about hitting a passerby: Anyone walking under the windows of a dorm knows they're running the risk of being hit on the head with a used condom.
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