I continue to be incontrovertibly an adult. Got a wife, a one-year-old daughter, a house with a mortgage, and a job that wants me to lie about my hours on their little forms. To be any more definitely an adult, I'll need to start wearing adult diapers.
I can't remember. Is there anything that requires being older than me, other than running for president? I don't think I'm going to run for president.