If you're driving and want to kill some time in LA on the way, I would be quite happy to see you and perhaps buy you and your lovely wife some dinner.

We're flying, not driving. We'll be in Anaheim (I think?) pretty much the whole time. My LA geography skills are weak, so I have no idea how far away from you that's likely to be.

I shall be a sneaky LJ-bastage and post my cellphone number for you in a secret only-you-can-read-it post, and if it seems like we may be within driving range, perhaps we can get together for fooding :-)

And I will cruise your LJ looking for posting dates and find evidence of your sneaky LJ-bastageness and fume at being kept out, then go write a long rant in my LJ that everybody but you can see about how nasty, sneaky, and bastage-like you are.

Muaha-muahaha-muahahahahahaaaa!

*grin*

And to add to the irony, you already *have* my cellphone number!

I know! This is why you are a sneaky bastage, witholding information from me that you'd already given me! The nerve of some people.

Heh. Now I'm *so* gonna start a "big secret repository of stuff I've already told Xtyn" and not give you access ;-P

Bastage. };)

Wait, I thought you already had?

I've begun with my cellphone number, but I don't need to stop there. Oh, no. No, there are *many* more things I've already told you that I could fail to tell you again...

*And*, if I'm especially devious, I can add things I know that you know, even if *I* wasn't the one to tell you. Bwah-hah-hah-HAH!

witholding information from me that you'd already given me! The nerve of some people.

This comment made me laugh out loud.

Oh, and I nearly forgot: *mwah*!

Yay!

What the hell does "mwah" mean anyway?

I figured it was like a smooch, but more sanitary because it was only online ;-)

*dingdingdingdingding*

Well, unlike "Muahahaha" or any of its derivatives, which denote maniacal laughter and implied rubbing together of one's hands in your best Evil Genius^TM manner, "mwah" is more of an air-smoochie, sometimes accompanied by a light pursing, then smacking, of the lips.

That's what I say. And Noah has never ever been before! I get a cherry!

(I was beginning to think that was impossible outside of the whole "marriage" or "having babies" stuff...)

Ooh, Anaheim's pretty close to Irvine.

I had no idea Kurt Vonnegut passed. Sad. Thankyou for posting this.
I was passing through here by way of a friend once removed...hope you dont mind.

Nope, don't mind at all!