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22 July 2006 @ 08:27 pm
Today it's too hot to think. What happens when it's too hot for me to think? I keep thinking, of course. But the quality of the result isn't guaranteed.

My spam folder persistently wants me to start an exciting career in law enforcement, find the right one on Jewish personals, view black local singles, and of course all the usual and expected stuff.

So to live up to its expectations, I'll not only have to be a cop with a Jewish wife, an enormous penis, a continually-refinanced mortgage and a porn-viewing habit, I also need to stalk local black singles.
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Noahangelbob on July 23rd, 2006 04:25 pm (UTC)
Does he get a lot of spam?
Dicedorkdicedork on July 23rd, 2006 04:26 am (UTC)
And have several investment opourtunities in Nigeria.
Jessemercher on July 23rd, 2006 07:58 am (UTC)
Send the jewish women this way.
David: Stunningtsgeisel on July 23rd, 2006 09:25 am (UTC)
Except for the Jewish wife part, this is all managable.

And, yeah, if you have any spare Jewish women that aren't going to mercher, you can send them my way as well.