According to author Truman Capote, "It's a scientific fact that if you stay in California, you lose one point of IQ for every year." I hope he was wrong, since it would mean my IQ has already declined 28 points since I moved to the West Coast in 1977. But even if his theory is correct, and you're a Gemini who lives in California, you'll be able to recover some of your lost intelligence in the coming weeks. That's because the current astrological configurations virtually guarantee that you'll be getting smarter, and probably wiser as well. As for you Twins living outside of California, you can expect to soar as close to the genius level as you ever have.
'Cause, y'know, all Gemini that are *at* or *above* genius level already live in California, where we're losing one IQ point a year.
But seriously, I can dig this. I have no idea whether it'll help me much this week, but I'm not gonna complain.
I can use some wisdom. That'd be nice.