You won't be glad you did. But if you don't, the suspense will keep annoying you until you do.
Today's daily trauma is brought to you by the letters W, T and F.
[Update: you can do the same thing with the word 'syphilitic' instead of 'comatose'. It's even funnier/weirder/stupider that way.]
[Update again: they've changed the text, so it now just says 'sexy local singles'. Which kinda spoils our fun.]