No party. If you show up, we will look at you funny and probably turn you away, if we're here at all.
Not that it might not be fun, but my current financial situation simply does not permit that kind of thing right now. Yes, I'm aware that there are many proposals for ways to throw a party for something-like-free. I do not consider any of those plans developed and workable for a DHP-like experience, which doesn't mean I won't do them. But I won't call them DHPs if I do.