If I showed up at your house at 1am, would you have sex with me?
You may now stop stalking me, freak.
You're, like, *so* not gay/female/monogamous
Can you be here sooner?
Hey, what about that date you owe me?
Note: Do not include politics (i.e. who I'm dating, who you might be dating) in your decision, and assume you're not totally wiped out :-)