Noah (angelbob) wrote,
Noah
angelbob

This week, Rob says:

Seeing as how you're at the peak of your popularity and in the harvest phase of your yearly cycle, why not suggest to your friends that they organize a celebration in your honor? A parade could launch the festivities, with you riding in a red Cadillac convertible followed by floats depicting the turning points in your life. When you arrive at the banquet hall, you'll be carried on a litter to a throne. You'll eat a gourmet dinner featuring your favorite food while a series of allies comes to the microphone to describe what they like most about you. To conclude the party, a band will play a set of songs written especially for you. These are merely suggestions, Gemini. You may have different ideas about how you'd like to be glorified. Just make sure you communicate them clearly to the proper people.

Um. Or, like, not.

Dunno. I have good friends who like me. And, oddly enough, fans and admirers. I'm also more than slightly arrogant (pardon me -- self confident ;-) I generally feel amply glorified.
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