June 25th, 2003

robot president monkey

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Brezsny again, for yet another week:

Don't bother looking for help from great minds and deep thoughts this week. You're in one of your "folk wisdom" phases, when the only kind of counsel that can be of any use is the goofy brilliance that now and then gurgles up out of that vast compost heap known as mass culture. Here, for instance, are the bumper sticker slogans that are most in alignment with your astrological needs. 1. "I will not obsess. I will not obsess. I will not obsess." 2. "We all have problems. Mine are just more important than yours." 3. "If all the world's a stage, I'll be needing more wardrobe." 4. "Excuse me. I'm off to see the wizard."

I could use some new wardrobe. I suppose my problems could be more important than somebody else's, but they're really not all that serious right now. My life is pretty bland at the moment.

Yes, I'm aware that that phrase is a magic invocation to make something randomly go severely wrong. But at least when that happens it's interesting...