If you haven't received your invitation yet, it may mean that nobody loves you. Or it may mean your mail queue is slow. Or, I might have the wrong email address for you. In any case, the fact that you're reading this makes it likely that there'll be a place for you among the Illuminati of the New World Order anyway. You should still make sure I have a correct and up-to-date email address for you so you don't miss any of the parties.
The party invite list is easy to get on -- just tell me your email address, and I'll put you on the list. However, we prefer not to post the invitation URL to avoid getting *really* random people showing up.