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03 June 2009 @ 11:40 am
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I seem to have gotten older.

I continue to be incontrovertibly an adult. Got a wife, a one-year-old daughter, a house with a mortgage, and a job that wants me to lie about my hours on their little forms. To be any more definitely an adult, I'll need to start wearing adult diapers.

I can't remember. Is there anything that requires being older than me, other than running for president? I don't think I'm going to run for president.
 
 
 
meganmh75 on June 3rd, 2009 06:52 pm (UTC)
senior discounts
Noahangelbob on June 3rd, 2009 07:07 pm (UTC)
Ouch. True.
Anthonyterpsichoros on June 3rd, 2009 08:02 pm (UTC)
and AARP membership, which starts before the senior discounts.

You also aren't protected against age discrimination until you're 40.
Anselm: Have a Drink!ribbin on June 3rd, 2009 09:00 pm (UTC)
Retirement.
Noahangelbob on June 3rd, 2009 09:03 pm (UTC)
Sadly, in my industry, that doesn't actually require being older than 33. It's just usually later.

So I'm past the early line on that one.
Noahangelbob on June 3rd, 2009 09:03 pm (UTC)
Though I guess I couldn't start drawing social security or 401(K) money yet.
Krissy: Me-KissingNoahrightkindofme on June 3rd, 2009 09:39 pm (UTC)
And like a fine wine you are improving with age. *smooch*

Edited at 2009-06-03 09:40 pm (UTC)
Noah: kissing krissyangelbob on June 3rd, 2009 09:45 pm (UTC)
And like a fine whine, I improve with cheese! ;-)

Love you very much.
Krissyrightkindofme on June 3rd, 2009 10:02 pm (UTC)
Creepy icon matching.
The Onion Girltshuma on June 3rd, 2009 11:31 pm (UTC)
A one-time capital gains allowance for taxes upon reaching the age of, I think, 55? Maybe 65....
Noahangelbob on June 4th, 2009 12:28 am (UTC)
Wacky. I should look that one up.
rbusrbus on June 4th, 2009 12:19 am (UTC)

how about dark, coarse hairs growing out of your nose and ears?

- plus -
let us hope that
wearing adult diapers
requires you to be
older than you are...

older than we ALL are.
forever...
Noahangelbob on June 4th, 2009 12:28 am (UTC)
how about dark, coarse hairs growing out of your nose and ears?

Sooner than I'd like...
rbusrbus on June 4th, 2009 05:31 pm (UTC)
the *top* of your nose?
Noahangelbob on June 4th, 2009 05:46 pm (UTC)
Heh. Nope, not looking likely yet.

Though I get weird, coarse, oily hairs in my beard now and again. I don't just mean "my beard gets oily". I mean in among the blond and red and brown hairs that are the normal mix, I occasionally get a little mutant stunted black one with a brittle, oily texture. So far, it's just on my cheeks and jaw...
rbusrbus on June 5th, 2009 08:55 pm (UTC)
oh, don't worry about those ones staying on your chin.
they'll all migrate to yer ass in the next couple years.
IANALqueen_elvis on June 4th, 2009 02:15 am (UTC)
I found a dark, coarse hair growing out of my boyfriend's nose, but I pretended it wasn't there.

Um, there's also higher IRA contribution limits. But by the time you start wanting those, you probably also need them.
Stone of stumbling and rock of offense: happywordweaverlynn on June 4th, 2009 03:08 am (UTC)
Happy birthday!

According to Breakfast at Tiffany's, it's tacky to wear diamonds in the daytime before you're 40.
Noahangelbob on June 4th, 2009 05:46 pm (UTC)
That is an absolutely wonderful userpic.
Sproutsproutchk on June 4th, 2009 04:49 am (UTC)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOAH!
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