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12 July 2006 @ 09:44 am
 
Wednesday. Brezsny. He says to Gemini:

Florida's Pensacola Christian College has a strict code of conduct that regulates the interaction of male and female students. One of the forbidden acts is "optical intercourse," also known as "making eye babies." This occurs when two people gaze into each other's eyes too long and too deeply. Luckily, you don't attend Pensacola Christian College, and will thus face no prohibitions if you choose to carry out my astrological advice: Make eye babies in abundance during the coming week. This is the best time in eons for you to build soul-to-soul intimacy with those who've earned your exuberant trust. P.S. If you don't have a lover with whom you want to make eye babies, do it with a good friend, with a favorite animal, or with yourself in a mirror.

Yay for exuberant trust! It's been a fine 24 hours along such lines so far. We'll see how the rest of the week shapes up, but I believe I shall call this a success even right this second :-)

Unrelatedly, from the above: Luckily, you don't attend Pensacola Christian College. I wonder if any of his readers do.
 
 
 
Emmett the Saneemmett_the_sane on July 12th, 2006 06:36 pm (UTC)
More to the point: how did that fact actually reach him for casual mention?

Anyways... yeah. Gemini here as well. Definitely been an exceptionally good week for that so far.
Vvvvexation on July 12th, 2006 08:59 pm (UTC)
Well, I heard about it months ago, though I don't recall where. He's probably got even better sources for ridiculous news than I.
Noahangelbob on July 13th, 2006 04:36 am (UTC)
One can only assume.

:-)